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Why spend the effort to squeeze pasta sauce into tediously tiny cannelloni noodles, you ask? It’s messy, takes extra time and essentially, cannelloni is the same as spaghetti! It’s true that you probably wouldn’t want to take the extra time to make cannelloni on a weekday, wasting some of your precious evening free time spooning pasta sauce into overly fat noodles, but once-in-a-while, you deserve to make yourself a treat! Think of that delicious, slightly burnt, baked pasta taste… Delicious! Plus why else would people all around the world take the effort to stuff food into starches, let it be cannelloni in Italia, dumplings in China, or pierogy in Kraków, everyone in the world loves to wrap starch around ground meat with seasonings! In reality, it’s not so much extra work, either!  Around 12 cannelloni noodles can feed 4 people (or two people for two lunches, for our other power-couples out there!). Each cannelloni stuffing procedure, really only takes at most a minute, so as long as you’re not squeamish about getting a little messy, it’s only a little added work!

Here’s the recipe:

~0.5 kg (1 lbs.) of hamburger
~200 g (~1/2 lbs.) of shredded cheese, mozzarella, parmesan etc.
1 medium onion
½  teaspoon dried basil
½ teaspoon salt
2 garlic cloves
900 g of pasta sauce (~2 15 oz cans)
1 box of cannelloni, ~ 250 g, 24 total (you won’t use them all) – try to find the bake only option, so you don’t have to pre-boil them

Here's a short video I made of my wife doing the process:


What you need to do is actually a simple procedure, of first making the pasta sauce—we went with a simple ground beef-tomato sauce recipe. What you do is chop the onions and garlic, then sauté them, using the same large pot for everything (less pots to wash dudes!!!). Then, once the onions and garlic are slightly soft, you add your ground beef, browning it. Once it’s browned, drain the excess liquid (cause who spends the money on low-fat, quality beef, am I right??) and add ~half of your pasta sauce. The other half will be used to coat your post-stuffed cannoli. You add the salt and dried basil, then cook for a few minutes, stirring properly. This sauce procedure can be used for whatever noodles you want to use if you want to skip the whole cannelloni part, but I recommend forging ever onward!

If you choose to make cannelloni, prepare a baking dish by coating it with the pasta sauce from the can/ jar. You then start filling Cannelloni! The simplest way to do it is by spooning the meat sauce into the cannelloni, making sure the meat meets in the middle (meat meets, you like that right?), otherwise the Cannelloni can burn. Once your complete, you place the Cannelloni in the baking dish—congrats, first done! Carry on until you fill the entire dish with one layer. Multi-layer Cannelloni is dangerous since the noodles can stick together, so I’d recommend a single layer, but your decision. Once the baking dish is full, you can add the left over pasta sauce, coating the noodles thoroughly, which will keep your cannelloni from burning. Then sprinkle your cheese on top of that, and voilà, you’re ready to bake! Bake the dish for ~30 minutes at ~ 200 oC (~400 oF).  Once done, take out the dish, snap some photos, publish to facebook, and bask in the thumbs up avalanche!

Or you could just eat it. Post your pasta photos to my facebook page too!

Out of the oven, fresh and delicious:

 You can make a second batch to freeze for later while you wait for the first to cook:
 Add it to a bed of lettuce, and put on a basil leaf to make it beautiful!
 Mmmm...
 Sadly, it doesn't last forever...
 But, it's really not so hard to make, so you can always enjoy it later!
 Thanks for reading! If you like this recipe, why not subscribe to my facebook page to keep up with my weekly recipes, as well as travel blogging, and my free music, like what you heard in that video. It's called "The Human Wish," and you can download all my songs on SoundCloud.




Some of my fellow Redditors think they look like Pokeballs. What do you think? 

Hello all, a few weeks back my illustrious wife, Baobei Funky Feng and I went to a picnic, and brought some great Deviled Eggs and some Caprese Skewers. Caprese Salad normally consists of tomatoes, mozzarella and basil with some olive oil and black pepper. For these you just put the ingredients on little toothpicks and you've got some excellent party treats!

Here's a video we made of the fabrication process:
First you take a toothpick, then skewer a cherry tomato, then a slice of basil or an olive, then a small mozzarella ball/ slice! Then sprinkle with some basil, olive oil and black pepper. Simple and easy, and you have a colorful, beautiful party treat!

The song I have in the video is called "Aga's song," downloadable for free on my SoundCloud page.

Deviled eggs are delicious, easy-to-make party treats. My beautiful wife, the infamous Baobei Funky-Feng, made some wonderful deviled eggs to take along to the Chinese-Israeli picnic this weekend in Tel Aviv. They were a huge success, causing one Chinese young man to scream, "HaoChi! (Tastes Good!)" with glee.

Here's the video of how to make deviled eggs:


To make deviled eggs, you first hard-boil the eggs, then cut them lengthwise (we used 12 eggs). You scoop out the yoke, putting them in a bowl. To this you can add some seasonings such as 1 Tbsp of mustard, chopped celery or  some sweet pickle relish. You mix this yoke-mixture together, and re-add it to the eggs. Since we had to travel some distance before arriving at the party, Baobei put the mixture into a bag, so that we could add the yoke/seasoning mixture when we arrived. She cut-off the bag's corner, squeezing its contents into the egg-white halves. The final touch is to sprinkle with paprika or add some sliced olives, chopped chives, or whatever you like to make it very colorful/ deviled.

Let us know how your party success goes!
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Sauce

Here's the halved eggs:
 Here's the bag of egg-yolk:
Squeezing out the yolk:
 Getting them ready:
Post squeezed out:
 Placing them on the table:
 Delicious!
 Well, I hope you enjoy! Sign up for my mailing list or follow me on Facebook to keep up with my food blogging! Thanks, Sauce


Portuguese food is really awesome! Being the home of the Great Navigator, there is a lot to offer in the way of seafood, so if you're a fan of the fruits of the sea, you can find no better place! One of the most famous dishes is Bacalao, or cod, which is dried and salted heavily. The Portuguese generally cook stews with it, which are pretty salty. Here's some of the pretty cod we saw in a grocery store:




Mmmm..... and at ~9.99 Euro pre kilo, you can't go wrong! 
My favourite dish is the grilled octopus, or Polvo à Lagareiro. The exquisite adult octopus is first baked, then blackened on a grill with garlic and onion, then drizzled with olive oil... The name lagareiro refers to an olive oil mill worker, since it is drenched in delicious Portuguese olive oil... mmm... so delicious!!!
Of course the Portuguese have some rice dishes like Paella, which is my wife's favourite:
Delicious clams abound...
Here's some delicious grilled swordfish:
Of course being part of the Iberian peninsula, you need to have aged ham legs:
I'd love to dip that ham in those lobsters in a supremely unkosher delight!
Mmmm... crabs.... 
Such food porn! When you live in Israel, you don't get to see these beauties very often...
There are endless delights of the sea...
Ahhhh! Now I know why Israelis are afraid of seafood! 
But come on what's wrong about these beautiful options?
They have clams, prowns, mollusks, everything you could ask for from the sea! 
Portugal is such a wonderful place! 
Octopi ready to be drenched in olive oil!
Of course, super delicious wine for super cheap! 1.08 € each bottle??? You'd have to be crazy to not buy this! 
A bottle of wine in Israel costs ~ 7 € minimum. Here was a delicious one we had at dinner once:
Of course in the Belem neighborhood in Lisbon, they are famous for their pastry, the Pasteis de Belem, or Pasteis Natal (if it's not your trademarked version ;P). 
It's some eggs and cream in a little pastry, famous all around the world.
My wife is Chinese, and it's actually very common there! The call it Dan Ta, 蛋挞, or egg tart.


My wife says it's better in China at the Kentucky Fried Chicken there. Of course I said she is a tasteless barbarian for insulting Portugal, and am now filing for divorce with the Tel Aviv rabbinate. I'll have to try and get her to abort the child. 
Maybe they do look delicious however? There's purple sweet potatoes in this one.
One thing that no human should ever eat from Porto, is the Franceschina.
A sandwich of beef, ham, bacon, and other assorted meats, with white bread, covered with melted cheese, gravy and if you're doing it right, topped with a fried egg, the Franceschina is a crime against humanity, for which even Americans feel disgusting eating.
That said you need to try the Franceschina. It's awesome, although I still hate myself when I think about it.

Another popular snack in Portugal is the smoked head of a pig.
My wife loved chewing on this guy.
 Baked cod is a delicious option for you in Portugal:
Here is some Portuguese Paella... of course with Bacalao! 
When in Porto, you need to try some Port! Be careful though... it's very sweet and can cause diabetes.
They are also known for their delicious bars of almond butter. After we had the port, I ate this whole bar and burped up bubbles for hours! 

Thanks for reading, Chaverim!
Sauce

The best way to wake your wife up is with cute breakfasts...
First cut bell peppers into circles and put them in your pan. Add the eggs, some water and cover!
A little sloppy the first time!
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