Hello I'm Sauce Magnusson, internationally famous musician with over 17 views on YouTube, ~half of those views from people other than my mother!*
I came onto the Euro-trash-disco scene in 2010 with my hit single, Sexy Time, which went to #1 on Trans-Dniestr's easy listening chart:
I used to have the song for sale on iTunes, but to be honest the massive amount of money I was making was overwhelming; in order to keep my indie-cred I decided not to renew the TuneCore subscription. So download it an share it with everyone you like! This song is available for free on Soundcloud, just click the link of my name and download all you like. You can even share them with Metallica and I would not give two turds.
Then in 2011, I met my soul-mate, Baobei Funky Feng, a Chinese superstar diva. Together we made the hit single, Glutinous Rice:
Download them for free on my soundcloud page!
In 2012 I finished my Chemistry PhD and took a position at the Israeli Strategic Hummus Reserve in Tel Aviv. A year later Baobei joined me, and we've been living in Israel happily ever since, other than the occasional war that breaks out. I write about life in Israel on my blog, Chutzpanim. In addition, I protect and serve the people of Tel Aviv as my Ashkenazi superhero alter-ego, Moshe Batman:
Once again you can download the song for free on my soundcloud page.
*I cannot be certain of these number of hits. My mother may have changed her ip address to make me think these were other computers, and make me feel better.